Lunch

"C-note, would you like your banana sliced, and put on your peanut butter sandwich just like Daddy likes it?"
"Yeah!"
"Yeah? You're sure? You'd like me to slice up the banana and put it on your peanut butter bread?"
"Yeah."
"Ok...just to be sure...(you can never be too sure) you want banana on your bread with peanut butter?
"Yeah."
"Ok."
I make a peanut butter and banana sandwich and place it in front of him. He looks at it.

"I don't like that."

(It took him twice as long as usual to eat, but eventually it got eaten.)Meanwhile...
*munch munch* "Eyes!!"
*munch munch* "Owl! Hoo-hoo!"